UNCLE SAM THE TUCAN

So... I realized July 4th is coming up...I guess I'll tell you about mine.

You wanna know our tradition? Looking out the window when you hear something similar to gu.nfire and look at fireworks until your eyes ble.ed until you get tired/bored. Last month we did something similar to a 4th of July celebration. Except it wasn't July. Or the fourth...

This is Twitter to me: If you and Justin Beiber both put I ate breakfast who do you think gets more likes or whatever... Justin Beiber! because you don't have youlievers. It's all divided into followers and people being...followed. Your either popular or a loser. Or a loser with lots of friends. Or your just that interesting. PFFTTT~ like THAT would ever happen!

You know what surprises me? The girls in my class. I know we're practically teens but they watch this thing called Teen Wolf... I guess we know if those teenage girl stereotypes are true or not.

I have a birthday party to go to on the 4th of July and guess what?! It's a swimming party!!! And you what makes it better? My sister is coming!!!!The best part is.................. I CAN'T SWIM!!!!!!!!!! Best.Party.EVER.

You know, I haven't really talked on a positive note here... OH WELL.

EDITED: NOT 23 HOURS AGO GUYS! 0 MINUTES AGO!!!