FREAKS OF NATURE

This is what would happen if everyone in Little Inferno went outside and it wasn't snowing for once in their messed up lives: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THE SUN IS TO BRIGHT!!!!!!!!!! But is it rising or setting?

They are seriously like that. Here's what every character you encounter is like:

Sugar Plums: WE wAtctED tHE fIRe All NIGht and Day ... I LOOOOOve mY LEEEEtlE InferNO ... I LiKe FiRe ... Gimme ... TIME FOR YOur hoUsE tO buRN!

Miss Nancy: MMHHHMMMHHMMMHM! MMM! MMMHHHHMHMMHMMM! I hope it keeps you nice and warm~.

Weather Guy: INCOMING WEATHER FORECAST! IT'S SNOWING! ANOTHER house burned down!

Also the mailman's a stalker, the lever guy says MORE DRAMATICALLY!!!1!1!!, you burned the secretary's book, and you have no social life. IT'S WORSE THEN MINE! //shot

So I was looking for cures for insomnia and saw this: True, Leonardo da Vinci, Winston Churchill and Florence Nightingale only slept four hours a night, but they were obviously freaks of nature.

Read more: http://www.ehow.com/how-to_4845346_cure-insomnia.html#ixzz2XLRyRfDn

Churchill was in WW1. I know this because we had to MEMORIZE the notes for WW1 and WW2. Nope, we didn't study it, we memorized it. That's what happens when your teacher and her husband are fans of that stuff. And she actually admits to being a patriot. //shot

I couldn't sleep last night. I kept thinking about Little Inferno. It doesn't scare me, it's just that I'm afraid, well, it WILL scare me... Awkward.

Here is the hidden message in Little Inferno: You shouldn't stay inside wasting your life because one day it might dissappear. Go outside and experience life will you you still have it, because once you turn around, you can never turn back.

At least that's how I see it. But look at me! I'm such a hypocrite I didn't even follow what I thought was the hidden message! //shot

Miss Nanacy is fat. Sugar Plum is crazy. Just be glad there isn't a "Madame Daisy"

PROFESSIONAL POETRY IS PROFESSIONAL.

Gosh I hate typing out "Little Inferno". And those times I try to hit the space bar without looking and accidently push "=".

I Need to stop talking about Little Inferno. That game is for pyromaniacs.

Let's get on to a new video game shall we? ... I can't think of any.

CAPTAIN N-icus IS COOL-icus! CAPTAIN: THE GA.Y MASTER! CAPTAIN N! HE'S  A HERO! GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO!

Wait, wrong Captain.

It's too complicated fixing mistakes know. I remember when it was easier. It used to only take about 5 seconds. Know it takes almost 30 seconds.

I need a new anime fast! I'm almost finished with K-ON!! Second Season!

K-ON! K-ON!! Second Season.Ton-chan, be quiet. -_-